Adventure Time

Spain Pt. 2: Madrid y Barcelona: A Partial Food Rant

2011-07-10T11:05:00.000-07:00

By Madrid, we were kind of done with Spanish food. Wait! Let me explain! I know Spain is renowned for its Michelin-starred chefs, its tasty chorizo, cheese, seafood, and paella. People are quick to name drop Ferran Adria, whose innovations have made El Bulli (when it's open) THE destination for "serious" foodies. And yes, when we went to El Corte Ingles (the ubiquitous supermarket) or an outdoor market and bought our own ingredients, we feasted like reyes. Jamon iberico, manchego cheese, every imaginable olive variety. Eating at home is affordable and rewarding, assuming you want to cart around your olive oil, salt, and pepper to every city (which we did to some extent). Here's Spain's problem: there is no mid-range good food. Go to Italy, to France, to London even...part of the fun of these places is stumbling upon an amazing local eatery where you pay next to nothing for the best meal of your life. I love eating at fancy restaurants and, to be honest, if El Bulli had been open, we'd have reserved a table. But Spain shouldn't be only that. Spain has charisma and history. It has a precedent for Good Food. Why then is it impossible to find something between uninspired bar food and self-conscious haute cuisine??

One thing I will say for Spain: I am in love with the concept of beer + lemon soda, which is usually on draught (Damm Limon being the most prevalent). Even if they don't have it, they'll mix it right up for you or you can try the wine equivalent: vino de verano-- like a less sweet and more refreshing sangria. Another thing I'll say: MEXICAN FOOD. This seems like a really strange recommendation, but I swear to you I've never had better than El Chaparrito. Get the guacamole nachos, the pollo de flor de calabaza, and the olla cafe. Oh my GOD, y'all. Also, the froyo place in Mercado San Miguel is obscenely good. So there...in Spain I can recommend booze, Mexican food, and frozen yogurt. Sad or awesome?

I think Barcelona, as expected, was our fave. Guys, it's a charmer. We searched out every Gaudi structure (why is Park Guell covered in sand? not fun on a slightly windy day) and found a lot of lesser known architecture just as fascinating. Even a lot of seemingly basic apartment buildings had cheery, ornate paint jobs. By Barcelona, we knew that we'd have to research if we wanted to find a good restaurant, so after a LOT of internet research, we came up with La Divina, in the Barri Gotic. It was full of expats and we had some pretty delicious devil shrimp. Another traveler's note: get a recommendation if you're going for what could be a painful esthetic experience. Ouch.

Pretty things:

Spain Pt. 1: Valencia, Granada, Sevilla + Portugal

2011-07-04T12:17:00.000-07:00

By the time we boarded our plane from Marrakesh to Valencia, we were ready to re-enter the Western world. I'd contracted a stomach virus and a Valencian robot pharmacist fixed me right up. We stayed at our first fancy hotel, which turned out to be a respite from what seemed like a good idea....Fallas. If you google it, you'll read lots of enthusiastic testaments which imply that this is a festival you should plan your visit around (which we did). Sounds good, right? Fireworks, effigies to vices ceremonially burned on the last day, parades! What this really means is that for a week solid, Valencia turns into a dynamite-fueled hell, with giant firecrackers incessantly booming around you. Not the pretty kind. The earth-shaking kind. The only positive thing I can say about Valencia is that......okay, robot pharmacies and I'm out. Did I mention we had some really expensive stuff stolen in Valencia? Also, passports.

Granada, though. We loved Granada. We randomly stumbled upon an amazing tapas bar called Huerta de Morgana and discovered there was a city-wide tapas festival going on. We left with a map and a mission. Winner: the very first place we stopped. Hmm. The Moorish detailing at the Alhambra gave us something to compare with what we'd seen in Morocco. Even our apartment, Aljibe Albaizin, felt like a riyadh with its sunny courtyard. We caught a flamenco show and were amazed by the clapping, of all things. Such a simple "instrument", but so impressive!

We caught a bus for Seville next and the first thing we noticed was the orange blossom scent in the air. Is it always like that? God, I hope so. Since it was Semana Santa (Saint Week), there were Nazareno figures all over the place. I'll provide a visual and you can decide if this is terrifying or if I'm imagining things:

From Seville, we bussed it to Lagos, Portugal (gambling that the Schengen agreement would mean our missing passports weren't a big deal...we won). Lagos is dramatically gorgeous, with wildflower-covered red cliffs and crashing waves. Considering how few tourists Portugal gets compared to Spain, it felt like we were discovering a secret: better food, cheaper everything, and wilder landscapes. On our third day, we decided to sign up for private surfing lessons. Our Peruvian coach, Jesus (not 'Hay-sus'-- Jesus.), picked us up and decided he wanted to take us to a place a bit farther afield, but more stunning. After a reggae-filled half hour ride, we arrived in beautiful Aljezur. Jesus was a fantastic teacher and we had a great time hurling ourselves against brutal, optimal waves. My only disappointment is that Jesus is unfamiliar with Christian marketing and my WWJD jokes fell on deaf ears.

Lagos was SO idyllic that we ended up extending our stay. We'd rented an apartment (Sol Lagos Apartments-- VERY affordable and comfortable) and were able to cook at home a lot of the time, which made us feel a lot more like ourselves. I highly recommend apartments when you're doing extensive traveling.

From Lagos, we took a bus to Lisbon, which we weren't all that excited about. We'd determined at this point that we prefer small, beachy towns to big cities. They tend to be more laid back and friendly, which leads to that traveler's dream: a local experience. Lisbon surprised us. Maybe because it's Portugal, after all...how bustling could it get? We loved our hostel (Lisbon Dreams Guest House), which was modern and beautiful with extremely helpful staff. One food disappointment was due to Jesus' recommendation: Leao d'Ouro, which felt very Disneyland. One uh-may-zing foodie find was due to complete chance. It was raining and we ducked into this empty restaurant where the staff kindly served us up some appetizers and drinks even though they weren't open (this is Europe...what were we thinking trying to have dinner at 8 PM??). Chão de Pedra introduced us to a new favorite: white port! We kept eating well after we were full (the migas! dear lord, the migas) and the owner took great care of us. Another great meal was found at....the mall. This food court was unlike any I could ever imagine. We saw a bunch of suits all lined up outside an Argentine Grill and decided this must be where you get good food. A short wait later, we had the most incredible beef and pork served with beer and wine. In. A. Mall.

We'd heard great things about Sintra, a holiday destination for Portuguese royalty and a prime spot to view Manuelian architecture. It's an easy daytrip from Lisbon, so we hopped a train and headed up to Palácio da Pena. Aside from the busloads of high school kids, apparently Sintra is still a royal destination. A minute after Alex told me Charles and Camilla were on vacation in Portugal, a long motorcade whizzed by with Union Jacks a-flyin'.

And then, with new passports in hand, we flew to Madrid.....

"You want a Moroccan has-been?"

2011-03-21T01:43:00.000-07:00

After London, we headed straight to Africa! We'd researched and found that Casablanca and Rabat seem skippable, so we flew into Fez for its winding medina (old city). The first night, we settled into our beautiful riad and ventured out for our first tajine meal. The medina has prime people watching-- men in their pointy-hooded jalabas, and women in their multicolored hijabs-- donkeys strapped to unwieldy carts-- chickens being slaughtered by disinterested butchers, mid-conversation--

The next morning, we met Mustafa, our guide for the day. We liked him right away, for his charm, his Arabic lessons, and his 'we are the world' philosophy. He took us to a couple of obligatory sites and we soon realized this medina was one big family...everybody was helping everybody else make a little money off of the foreigners. After a lesson on Berber weaving, we found ourselves being pressured into buying a carpet (okay, we bought one, but not until we'd knocked the price down by 70%). We visited a beautiful riad that had been turned into an architecture school, surrounded by endless date palms and orange trees. Next, we were taken to Mustafa's aunt's house for lunch...a lamb tajine with almonds and prunes. By the time he brought us to the tannery, we'd learned how to avoid being pressured into buying: act disinterested. Simple as that. The techniques we saw for naturally dying fabrics were ancient. Like a lot of Morocco, it seemed stuck in time.

That evening, Mustafa propositioned us with an ingenious solution to the rest of our time in Morocco. He set us up with private transportation (taxi and 4x4) to the Sahara, including a camel ride where we camped in a Berber tent. Our driver, Mohammed, turned out to be a loony old man with a cheetah print clunker-- awesome. He communicated with us only in French, but his French was even worse than our French, so there was a lot of animated battle cries like, "A Rissani (the town he drove us to)!!" And "Madame! Monsieur! Manger? Cafe?"

We met some cool people in Merzouga (the Saharan town), but it didn't make our requisite drum circles any less awkward. Still, there's something eerily authentic about sitting in the sand around a fire with Berbers beating drums. As Alex said, "We are IN this culture right now". The Sahara was rad. We climbed dunes, scampered down dunes, and vowed never to ride a camel again (saddle sore for days after).

We worried the entire trip that Mustafa was gonna take our money and run, but lo and behold-- every step of the way, someone was waiting to take us to the next place. After Merzouga, we were delighted to find that we had a new driver, Hassani. And Hassani spoke English! Turns out, he was a Taekwando master and had visited Seoul...could even say the Korean numbers in a hilarious accent. Hassani had a much nicer taxi and actually stopped at various points for us to take pictures, including the most gorgeous landscape I've ever seen, coming down out of the High Atlas toward Marrakech. We got stuck in a blizzard while crossing the mountains--gridlock and very poorly insulated taxi-- for 2 hours. At that point, we decided we didn't come to Morocco for snow, so we said goodbye to Hassani and took a bus to Essaouira, on the coast.

The bus ride gave us a chance to meet Ingo, a middle-aged German with a dark sense of humor. We decided to stick together, and surprisingly, one of the little boys hired to take tourists to hotels from the bus station led us to a fantastic place...beautiful, good location, and really cheap (who needs Lonely Planet??). We noticed that, at least in Morocco, it really pays to have a little faith. Aside from carpet shops, don't expect that someone's trying to scam you. No one ever tried to take advantage of us or overcharge. No one was ever late to pick us up or forgot us. Maybe along the way our chauffeur would conveniently stop for tea at his uncle's tannery, but a simple, "We're too tired to shop," was enough to close the matter. We learned that responding to every offer with a polite "no, thank you" in Arabic (la shukran) often brought on a surprised giggle and we weren't pestered anymore.

Essaouira turned out to be our favorite place in Morocco. Its medina felt more modern and much less oppressive, despite being a tourist destination. The buildings are white with striking blue accents and there are plenty of hip or no-frills places to have a glass of wine (wine! our first sips since entering the country) and fresh seafood. Lots of lazy days and good chats with our German friend. We spent our last night in Marrakesh, but its snake charmers and midgets plucking violins pushing themselves into a photo op felt oppressive. The food market that Jamie Oliver raved about seemed hardly worth it...lots of shouting and repetitive stalls with nothing very interesting to offer. We were plenty ready to head out to our next destination...Spain!

London Bridge is...in Arizona?

2011-03-14T10:22:00.000-07:00

On February 28, Alex and I began a real adventure. We had vague ideas in mind of places that we wanted to visit, but the plan was to take a couple of months off and enjoy ourselves before figuring out the next career step. London seemed a logical first stop...something easy and where Alex has family. We could relax and organize a little...eat some of the food we've been missing during our time in Korea. Alex's cousins are restauranteurs and share our love of food , so right away we were whisked off to an unassuming pub with incredible local dishes. Our kindly host ordered plate after plate of unbelievable deliciousness...goat cheese only a day old on crusty bread, new potatoes with fresh herbs, fresh cockles, sea bass, churros with apple mash, Rhubarb Queen of Puddings, and a chocolate hazelnut pie. Can there be an equivalent to culture shock involving food? I think I died that night. Still a bit disoriented from our 12-hour plane ride, we were further overjoyed at how darn polite the English are. In Korea, I'm accustomed to being mowed down unapologetically, but here---here!-- "Excuse me!" for the slightest graze. We basked in our new/old life and exchanged several "this was a very good idea" looks.

In the days that followed, we ate more food that I've craved for a year and a half...and did some sight-seeing. We got a private tour of Parliament from an acquaintance of Alex's (who yelled across the room at a question posed for a Member of Parliament...needless to say, the MP was pretty pissed. Awk-ward.) She also took us to the Parliament Bar, which was filled with less than important people, I'm fairly sure. But hey-- I've now had a neat whiskey in Parliament. We visited the Tower, the Tate Modern, the Victoria and Albert Museum, Portobello Road, had high tea at Kensington, and everything else you're supposed to do in London...it's such a dense city and very walkable.

Our last night was spent with Alex's other cousin, the cousin's Swiss-German wife, and their two adorable kids. We had a really homey meal of fajitas and brownies and I sent the kids to bed with a rendition of a book about animals pooping on other animals' heads. Perfect.

Adventures in Scambodia

2011-02-20T22:50:00.000-08:00

Finding myself alone for the final week of vacation, I needed to figure something out quick. I'm sure I could've had an amazing time with very little exertion by staying on the beach, but that's not really my style. After checking in with a few ramshackle travel agencies in the touristy Koh San Road area of Bangkok, I found a van bound for Cambodia the next day. The trip would take 9 hours, so it meant if I was doing this, I'd have only a day in the country and 2 days spent in this questionable van.

Of course, they somehow squeezed 12 of us into the vehicle, even though I was told it seated 10. We stopped more times than were necessary and always at suspiciously expensive roadside snackbars. At one point, our shifty-eyed "guides" informed us we had to pay a penalty for not bringing photos for our visas. By the 3rd stop, I'd mentally sized up the group and decided who I'd buddy up with: 2 strapping Canadians, an irreverent Hungarian (think the Sesame Street Count crossed with the main character from Despicable Me), and an Italian couple.

By the time we made it to the border crossing, we were pretty sure the current dude leading us around was schiesty as hell. We were made to wait for long periods of time, supposedly for other groups, that never came. Then, we were told a story about Cambodian currency. According to these assholes, Cambodia only deals in Real (Cambodian currency). The tricky bit is that the ATM's in the country only dispense American Dollars (????). SO, if we didn't want to pay a transaction fee twice, we should load up on Real. Then, we were taken to the glitziest rest stop imaginable to change our money. Hmm. I decided to change the equivalent of about $10, just to be safe. This bought me two fistfuls of disintegrating Cambodian Real. Our gangster guide tried to hurry me through the process, saying I had to jump in a taxi right then. I made him wait (all of about 2 minutes), then went outside to find he'd let my cab go. "You no hurry, now you wait!!". I sat on a bench and watched as he loaded 20, 30 travelers into taxis...meanwhile my van companions sweetly offered to stick around with me. I assured them I'd be fine...we'd all end up at the same hotel, anyway.

An hour later, I angrily tracked down the "guide" and told him I wanted to be put on a bus NOW. I'd just seen a girl extract $10 from another guide by throwing a fit and opting for the bus instead of a taxi. So, after a half-hearted argument, I got my money and hopped on the giant tourbus. After another overpriced pitstop, at about 8:30 P.M., they unloaded all of our baggage and tried to sell us on a vacant hotel, saying it was high season and hard to get a room. I already had a room at another hotel booked! Why wasn't I being taken there? What the hell was this bullshit? All this I communicated to one of the guides and was escorted to a waiting tuk tuk with, "Don't worry! I'll take you now. Only 10 Baht". Steely glare = free ride = ridiculously meandering ride = FINALLY arrived at the hotel where my travel buddies were waiting with welcome drinks and minutes away from calling the police. We went out that night and had a great time in downtown Siem Reap. No surprise...the restaurants (and everywhere else) don't take Cambodian Real. Awesome.

Feeling pretty paranoid, the next morning we met our official really real guide, Pissa. He turned out to be fantastic...very passionate about his country and the sites he showed us. We toured Angkor Wat, The Jungle Temples, Angkor Thom, and then decided to take a boat on Tonle Sap Lake to watch the sunset. Most of Tonle Sap's circumference has been gifted to Vietnamese refugees, who have set up "floating village", complete with schools, fish harvesting sites, and homes. It was fascinating, but overly-touristy and a little sad. Children take makeshift boats (plastic tubs, etc) out to meet tourists and beg for money, often using strange novelties like snakes around their necks. At one point, we realized a little boy had hopped on our boat like a damn pirate and was selling beer and soft drinks for $1 American (he made a killing).

Despite the scams, I could not be more glad I braved traveling alone for that last week. The sites we saw were overwhelming and the people I met were hilarious and interesting. In fact, we're trying to tack Hungary onto Alex's and my big trip (which begins in 8 days!!) to see the incomparable Peter again.

Snowmen in the Sand: A Thai New Year

2011-01-22T01:19:00.000-08:00

A quick glance back at January of last year's entry finds a promise made to myself: get the HELL out of Korea for winter this year. So I did.

Swarna, July, and Alex joined me during this little reprieve from Seoul's biting winds and infuriating slow-walkers. The number of times I've said, "I hate this [weather]," since December was eclipsed by, "Oh my god, I'm so happy. I'm never leaving this paradise with its $5 massages and hand-delivered beach chicken.". Seriously, y'all...a little woman walks around with a basket contraption on her shoulder that's cooking your perfectly marinated chicken and she brings it right to your lazy butt in a beach chair, if you but only nod your glistening head. Mango, dragonfruit, coconut ice cream? Why the hell not? I've been lying here for a couple of hours...I deserve a treat.

That becomes your inner decision-making algorithm. I just had a massage yesterday and the day before that, but they're cheap and they're good for me. I'll have another. Hedonism doesn't have to be debaucherous, right? The pursuit of pleasure has gotta be a good thing for you.

Foodies often laud Thailand as a culinary giant and damn if they aren't spot on. The creativity behind street food took me by surprise. I expected a lot of fried things on sticks...which is definitely around...but there's SO much more. We had pancakes filled with spices and shaved coconut, thin fortune cookies filled with a light marshmallow cream and candied orange peel, fresh juices in shockingly vibrant colors, and even a baguette sandwich from cart vendors. We definitely ate well, on very little money. Two pricier exceptions were: Alex's and my special New Year's Eve dinner on the beach (worth it! so worth it!) and his farewell dinner, at an amazing tapas place in NaNa, where we ordered THREE desserts. Still just hedonism, right?

Buy the Barkada Pack: Cebu, Philippines

2010-12-21T23:43:00.000-08:00

This past September was Korean Thanksgiving, or Chuseok. What that means for foreigners is: Bonus! What country can I check off my wishlist? People have been coming back from the 'ppines with stories of paradise all damn year and I felt like it was time to give it a try. My fellow 2nd floor English teachers and I (July, Swarna, and Michael) brought our luggage to school and practically ran toward the airport the second 5:00 ticked over. Our first indication that this is the Latin America of Asia was during my currency exchange at the airport. NEVER would a young Korean man be so bold as to hit on a woman during a transaction. Maybe that's an overstatement....no, pretty sure that would NEVER happen. It was a welcome change and we soaked up the compliments...who doesn't want the supermarket bagger to tell them, "Goodbye, Miss Beautiful,"? As we drove through Cebu City, Swarna and I decided that a better descriptor (based on our knowledge up to this point) is that the Philippines are a wacky and colorful (I'm talking literal color) mishmash of Latin and Indian culture. Indian because of the particular kind of poverty that results in row after row of blue plastic lean-to's. Latin, because of the friendliness and genuine happy-go-lucky attitude in spite of it all (and no, it wasn't only randy men who were exceptionally friendly). Filipinos are very humble people and their ability to make you feel at home is astounding.

Take Michael's Malapascua water adventure. As usual, all through breakfast we'd heard the sweet sounds of old dudes gettin' serious with some videoke. We finished, started back toward the hotel, when Michael decided to run back to our little corner store for some water. We stood for a while, got chatted up by some locals (by the end of the trip, people would shout "GINA!" at us everywhere we went. They never bothered to learn anyone else's name...it was more like plural noun). Well, Michael took a lot longer than expected, so we backtracked and found him inside the little store/shack with a microphone, singing along to a Filipino music video. The guys told us to come on in and passed us some ashtray-flavored beer and shrimp chips. By this time, we had quite the crowd...faces pressed up to the windows and scrawny kids standing in the doorway. Finally, they found some English songs for us and we belted out Bon Jovi with all the passion we could muster at 10 AM. It pretty much ruled.

Malapascua was eventful, to say the least, for a tiny and untouristy island. The beach was immaculate...almost unbelievably white sand and clear blue water. We befriended the guys who took us over from the dock and they gave us a decent snorkeling tour before we decided Josh, the Boat Principal (our secret name for him) was maybe a little off his rocker. We couldn't seem to shake him and finally agreed to meet up with him for dinner. After a haunting walk through dark, quiet fields dotted with houses blasting videoke (at 9 PM...presumably going strong since morning), we arrived at..sure, a great restaurant, but seriously...it was in the middle of freaking nowhere and NOT where you want to be when your tourguide launches into intense stories of his past. We nervously laughed and/or tried to not appear freaked out as Josh held our gazes a little longer than is comfortable through tales of heads being crushed by speaker boxes. Weird. Where oh where had our way more fun boat companions (Boat Pro, Ice Man/Chomps, for example) gone??

On our last night in Malapascua, they had a disco party on the beach, where I cha-cha'd with a big ole jolly Hawaiian and got to really, intimately loathe red rum. The music on the beach was loads better than any we've heard at a Seoul club, but I think Swarna and I were the only women there. On the return bus ride, pretty sure I became unofficial godmother of the child next to me, who basically napped in my lap for the two-hour ride. The thing about the Philippines is this: there's some degree of people-watching, and it's fascinating. But before you know it, you somehow become involved in the scene. I handed my bag over to a father whose son's tummy wasn't taking the bumpy terrain well. Some little boys smoking a cigarette on the hood of a car noticed my picture-taking and jumped down, break-danced, then gave me a sly wink. Swarna, absently staring out the window, noticed a guy playing with a stick. He turned it this way and that, letting a row of spiders scurry from one end to the other. Just when they were at the edge, he popped them in his mouth and flashed a toothy grin at Swarna.

After a night in Cebu City, we decided to head to Moalboal, based on several recommendations. Maybe this place is fun during peak season, but in September it'd DEAD. We walked by what looked like fun spots, but we were the only people there. Finally, after a few uneventful bar stops, we decided to make our own entertainment at a videoke bar. We were getting into it when our room got invaded by a karaoke professional and her minions. This girl worked the room, told us about her semi-professional gigs, and then began a steady stream of memorized selections (she didn't even need to look at the book). At around 3 AM, we started walking back for home and passed a restaurant that looked possibly open. Apparently they weren't, but they reopened the kitchen just for us and we ate some surprisingly good Filipino food, while being entertained by the tranny waitstaff. I even learned the Shakira Waka-Waka dance from one of them.

The next morning we met our darling Creen Creen, the masseuse/manicurist/Arabian prince lover. Although we loved him, he had the most hilariously bad setup for a spa...a basket of half-filled polishes in old lady shades and a facial that featured St. Ives products. We ate one last delicious adobo meal before grabbing Take Two burgers and hopping on the unairconditioned bus.

Japan is for Buddies

2010-10-10T21:20:00.000-07:00

This past July, Captain Scott Brock of the National Geographic Sea Lion (I think that's right but I'm not about to fact check) joined me here in Seoul during our overlapping vacations. He's the best and I felt pretty damn lucky to have a little piece of home over here. After ticking off my list of Korean must-do's (doctor fish spa, a thousand weird and/or delicious meals), we booked it for Osaka and into Masa's hospitable arms.

Sadly, we had to leave him for Kyoto (better city, less awesome lodging) which totally stole my heart the way Tokyo did on my last visit. Bicycle fleets, food markets for days, and taxis with light-up heart indicators. Sigh. After Kyoto, we decided to go way up north so Brock could see Tokyo and so I could reunite with Eunah's and my adorable rickshaw driver (check~!). On the way, we stopped over in Bando, where our friend Shiori lives (as a translator) with her American carpenter husband. Unfortunately, this is where my camera battery died, so I'll upload when Brock sends me what he's got. They had an outdoor dinner party for us in their quiet, country backyard. Before sending us on our way to Tokyo, we visited a lotus farm, a dinosaur park, walked the dogs along a rice field, ate some unbelievable ramen, and I went to a REAL grocery store (Korea's just not the same). The best hosts ever...huge thanks to Shiori and her affectionately dubbed "Yeti".

Buddha Got a Birthday

2010-08-19T06:05:00.000-07:00

I realize that I'm totally slacking, and this 2 1/2 month belated post is my timid amends. If you're reading, for god's sake, leave a comment! :)

Alright, despite just returning from two trips, I feel like I should document my little Busan adventure this past May, with Wujin, Carolina, Chad, and Evan. P/Busan is on the south coast and glamorously referred to on Wikipedia as the "San Francisco of Korea". I totally bought into it and almost took a job there, so I've been curious to refute/affirm the internet claims. Verdict: I can't even take my own question seriously. It's a nice change of pace from the bustle of Seoul, but I think I'm happy where the action is. We visited some shrines, took a boat ride in a rainstorm (actually, did a lot of things in rainstorms), and ate some tasty food. Our first meal was handpicked by some bedazzled lady fishmongers who sent it up the elevator to be prepared. Gargoyle-snake creatures and fish that will haunt my dreams flapped around in buckets just beggin' to be dinner. This last picture is from the boat ride...here's Evan, no stranger to the double dog dare:

고 레드 데빌! Go Red Devil

2010-06-17T06:13:00.000-07:00

Korea just smashed Greece in the World Cup and they're sparring against Argentina (good freaking luck) right now in South Africa. I've gotten into the spirit of things because I can handle soccer hooligans a lot better than their football cousins. Also, there's a catchy song, a dance [see video], and I really like my t-shirt. I rolled into my neighborhood with 30 minutes remaining in the game. It's the week or so before monsoon season and the air is brutally humid. Not in any real hurry to watch the Red Devils get reamed, I decided to wind through some unfamiliar streets in search of ice cream. Every corner that I turned was filled with "The Shouts of Reds" coming out of apartment buildings and corner stores. "What the hell?" and "How did that freaking happen [loose translation] followed by "Goal!!! Ohh wait...". I spot a cozy looking plastic-covered hovel with an outside freezer and hear two little old men energetically cheering inside. They see my Devils shirt and give me a jolly loud, "De Han Min Guk!!" to which I give a fist pump and echo. After a few minutes of mutual TV bitching, I'm given the deal of the century on my ice cream and a resounding "De Han Min Guk! Chuca Ham Ne Da!". And I De Han, Chuca, and skip back home, past the unexplainably surly grocer next door.

Japan continued...

2010-03-25T20:09:00.000-07:00

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Here we have a random assortment of stellar trip moments. This thing will only let me upload 5 photos at a time, which breaks my heart. First is Tokyo Tower, followed by maxin' and relaxin' in our ryokan. Third is a cute little tapas bar close to our ryokan where we drank the blood of the bull alongside some seriously decadent cheeses.

After that, you can see our tiny hostess at Kawase Hotel and her TINY DOOR! After asking us to sit down for tea (and subsequently coffee and tissues, which she specifically went out to buy for us, as some adorably strange little gift), she shocked us by opening what we thought was a decorative door below the counter and stepping through.

One final shot of the the best traveling team ever.

Fuji at Warp Speed

2010-03-25T19:56:00.000-07:00

With a mid-afternoon flight, we had to make a slap-dash trip up to Fuji. Our plan: drag ourselves out of our luxurious ryokan at 5:00 AM to hop aboard an express bus bound for Hakone. Surprisingly, we pulled it off without a hitch. I'm sure we could've spent several days in Fuji/Yoshida, which is famous for hot springs, a The Little Prince museum, pirate boats, and a surely ridiculous theme park. But we were in such a happy-go-lucky Japan haze that none of us minded the quick trip at all. Especially considering we brought snacks from the Tokyo Food Show to share on the bus. We bid farewell to our dear traveling partner, Ben, and hope that he comes back to Asia real soon.

Do Not Touch Doubtful Things: Adventures in Tokyo

2010-03-04T18:51:00.000-08:00

Tokyo has stolen my heart. The adorable uniforms (with white gloves!), the sincere friendliness, and an attention to detail that even finds a way to mask unwelcome bathroom sounds (how about installing a bubble machine in the wall? And while you’re at it, make the seat self-warming!). The biggest city in the world, yet it felt nowhere near as cramped as Seoul. The Japanese know what they’re doing. From street food and bunk beds to private dining and ryokan luxury. Laughter and awe for four days straight with the best traveling companions I could ever imagine.

Years 28-30

2010-02-23T03:18:00.000-08:00

Today Korea would have you believe I'm 29 or 30, but that is a terrible, vicious lie. I will firmly dig my heels at 28 until someone proffers two more birthday cakes for those lost years. Here is the cake with which I set my hair on fire today. I was trying to capture the cuteness that delivered it and leaned in a little too close. My camera didn't even save the photo, so the joke is doubly on me. Here is one half of the cuteness (William), mid sugar-coma.

Kimchibilly Surprise

2010-02-12T21:39:00.000-08:00

Boy am I glad my naughty friends harassed me into getting out of my sick bed and making it to the latest Green Drinks event. Over 600 people turned out and we bought Haiti a new pair of shoes or two. Two very important discoveries: a stand-alone Vince Camuto store in Hongdae (I actually paused in front of oncoming traffic at the glorious, glorious sight) and Rock Tigers. I found a music video but believe me, it doesn't do them justice. They're all sporting much sassier 'dos (even the stand-up bass got a leopard print makeover) these days and their onstage presence is a lot grittier. With that, I give you my new favorite band in Seoul:

Oh and there's this:

Tokyo, take me away...

2010-01-25T23:18:00.000-08:00

January is Korea’s coldest month and my lack of blogging is a testament to brutal winds and mental exhaustion. They say the 4th month abroad is the hardest and despite my best efforts, I’d have to agree. To top it off, a huge percentage of my friends have a long vacation at this time, so my facebook has been a continual stream of bragging from exotic, balmy beaches. Meanwhile, my workload has gotten heavier and my shoebox officetel is hardly a place I can unwind from manic managers and unruly toddlers. I’ve picked up a conversation partner, so my Korean is steadily improving and I’ve begun the profitable side business of private lessons. Good things, both, but weekends are feeling more and more insufficient…especially considering I work the next 3 Saturdays. In order to save my sanity, I’ve booked a brief trip to Japan around my birthday next month and I’m staring at this picture from now until then.

A Blue Moon; Midnight Runnings

2010-01-07T04:00:00.001-08:00

Solar New Year's in Korea means the entire country gets a birthday. Thousands of kids turn the legal drinking age at the stroke of midnight. A gong is rung a corresponding number of times with the amount of years Korea has been a country. Traditionally, people prefer to remain sober (even though they just turned 21??) on December 31st in order to start the new year off right. Often, this wholesome outlook is accompanied by a mountain climb or a drive to the sea to watch the sunrise. We had a gorgeous moon (a "blue" one, actually...the 13th full moon of the year), some seriously brisk weather, and snowy Naksan mountain. Oh, and some fireworks and some super fancy Middle Eastern food. Mr. Little Jackson performed his usual dance routine, sappy hugs were exchanged between great friends in the coziest bar in Hyewha.

My sassy colleague Ellie invited me skiing, which I was a little freaked by after my painful boarding experience a few years ago in Colorado. Turns out we were going skiing at NIGHT...driving (what luxury) and arriving at the resort around midnight, skiing for a few hours, and heading back in the early morning. I think everyone in our crew smiled for 3 hours straight...I'm never going skiing during daylight again! The rental shop guy was particularly excited that I was an American and as he roasted sweet potatoes for us we two discussed all that is glittery and wonderful about the U S of A (namely, Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp). As we piled into the car to go home, he shouted, "See you tomorrow!" and I calculated the logistics of this incredibly convincing suggestion.

In which I take a pilgrimmage I have no business taking

2009-12-30T05:18:00.001-08:00

A walk, a subway ride, a trip on the Korail, a cab, and a ferry were all that stood between myself and Naminara Island. Made famous by the Korean drama "Winter Sonata", Nami is a hotspot for couples, but I guess when it's not negative a thousand degrees you can ride bikes through their extensive trail system. You and 12 of your homies can even rent a bungalow on the Han River. From the looks of it, Nami does a lot of work with UNICEF, or as Evan quipped, "I think this island was originally settled by children's book authors.". After prancing through idyllic snowy wonderland, we killed some time waiting for our bus by playing sagu (more like suck-gu), the more popular billiards game here, and drinking complimentary strange sugary drinks. Not bad for a Monday.

TED Talks, I Listen

2009-12-08T05:06:00.001-08:00

Not long ago, I took my weekly pilgrimage to Seoul for an independently-organized TED www.tedxseoul.com event. 40 spots had been reserved for foreigners and well over 100 Koreans (with close to 150 on the waiting list). Earpieces were provided for simultaneous English translation, which became a little tedious after the 5^th lecture, but we enjoyed it...and they even put bon bons in our seat to keep us from fleeing the stuffy theater.

A magician choreographed an entire shadow puppet show to the song “The Circle of Life” which was way more badass than it sounds.

My other favorite was a doctor couple who showed their medical design successes, including stethoscopes hidden inside teddybears and candy tongue depressors.

Balloon Pants Buddhist

2009-12-02T22:57:00.000-08:00

My dear friend Ji Yeon’s birthday was a couple of weeks ago and we had a 26-person grilled duck dinner for her in Heywha. There’s no “uhh” sound in Korean and the ‘k’ is more like ‘g’, so I thought for a moment I was finally being made to face the dragon and trying dog meat. Most of the group I’ve been absorbed by in Seoul are part of Toastmasters International (a public speaking group) which I’m thinking about checking out next week. This means they’re all extremely interesting, motivated people who I feel really lucky to have found. The dinner then moved to Comfort Zone, a beautiful and cozy neighborhood bar/restaurant with an unattended piano, which led to traditional Korean ballads and sing-a-longs downstairs. The Arkansas Mafia was in full force and Brahm’s cousin (who lives further away in Korea) brought our total to 6 Diamond Staters…a baffling statistic for our ex-pat friends. Hours later, a birthday tiara disappeared and a bear-shaped cake was somehow consumed sans silverware, unequivocal signs of a successful party. A late night street chicken meal and the Korean Slumdog Millionaire capped off our evening. The next morning we walked back to CZ for brunch and Ji Yeon received a cultural lesson (Jem and the Holograms is an important reference). Full of bacon and/or burritos, the four of us headed to Do도 Sun선 Sa 사 , a Buddhist temple in the mountains of Seoul. It was interesting for me to compare the likenesses of Buddha, etc, to what I saw in India. A local monk’s image was found where in India the Dalai Lama would be. Large Chinese zodiac characters were carved into a hallway with pen and paper for message-writing. There obviously were no prayer flags, but I did see a giant prayer wheel/donation pot combo. A long line of chanters stood waiting to throw papers (wishes? attachments?) in a giant fire while attendant monks rang bells. Meanwhile, we took goofy photos because I’m sure Buddha doesn’t care about a little irreverence. It felt really special to be surrounded by the ceremony, the mountains, and beautiful painted, sculpted, or golden artifacts. As we serenely walked down the mountain toward a taxi, a particularly aggressive ajuma (older woman) in balloon pants knocked into Ji Yeon, wandered away, then came back and whispered something to her. Ji Yeon later translated that the woman had noticed she dragged her heels when she walked and advised she’d be a lot prettier if she didn’t.

Green Drinks and Whitney Houston

2009-11-15T16:54:00.000-08:00

As part of Seoul's humanitarian organization, Green Drinks, this Saturday an Dukwon Gallery hosted Korea's first screening of the environmental docu-animation The Age of Stupid. The small space was crowded with hipster ex-pats who were invited to browse the gallery's repurposed wares, made from raw material provided by a chain of thrift stores throughout Korea (similar to Oxfam). This was my first visit to Insadong, a very old and traditional neighborhood (even the Starbucks menu is Korean-only) filled with art houses and vendors selling all manner of cool things. We ate in a beautiful Korean restaurant where one of my friends gave us a lesson in Hangul number systems. I can't wait to return to Insadong during daylight for the full market and vending experience.

Next, my group and I headed to a futuristic white-washed bar called O.I. in Hongdae, where patrons remove their shoes and tiptoe along a plaster-of-paris network of water-filled trenches
to a circular private "room" consisting of floor pillows, a tree trunk table, and gold fiber fringe "walls". Apparently this place hosts a swimming party on New Year's Eve, which sounds promising. After a month of intermittently being served questionable round, neon snacks, I finally gave them a try at O.I...they tasted like Cheet-ohs cheese balls crossed with Crunchberries. After that, we headed to Mansion: formerly a museum and now a gorgeous and sprawling nightclub. It's filled with giant chandeliers, black leather circle booths, and thumping techno, which I've discovered CAN be salsa-danced to. There were 5 (count 'em) Arkansans at this point, an ever-expanding group that has dubbed itself the Arkansas Mafia, or AR in the KR. By then, my friend and I were faced with a dilemma: the subway shuts down from midnight until 5:30 AM on the weekend, so we either had to take an expensive cab ride back to Ilsan or tough it out until the trains started up again. Eckhart Tolle-style, we opted for the latter. Seoul never sleeps, so finding a way to pass the time was hardly a problem. We sweet-talked our friends into accompanying us to a noribang (karaoke room) and sang our little hearts out until the morning light. We then groggily detrained at dawn and with utmost restraint bypassed a 7 AM bulgogi burger at the all too conveniently placed McDonald's. Winter has set in and the brisk walk to my apartment confirmed my plans to evacuate to warmer climes this Christmas. So far Korean women have stalwartly abided their miniskirt urban uniforms and bets have been hedged regarding through just how few degrees Celsius this can last.

11_11

2009-11-10T22:08:00.001-08:00

Today is my first experience with Korea’s excessive holidays (and of all things to overdo, I think they’ve got the right idea). For the past week I’ve noticed all the bakeries have stocked sweet breadstick-shaped pastries dipped in chocolate, often with colorful sprinkles and the words, “Because you are loved” or “I want to make you happy” on the package. I know Valentine’s and White Day aren’t for several months, so I’ve been pretty baffled. When I stopped for coffee this morning, she handed me two thin chocolate sticks and said something in Korean that sounded like, “It’s my birthday!”. I mumbled ‘kamsahamnedah’ and smiled, hoping she’d understand I didn’t know the words “happy b’day” in Korean. Turns out she actually said, “It’s Peppero Day!”, a genius marketing ploy in honor of the pastries. If you lay 4 Pepperos next to each other, it looks like today’s date: 11/11. That’s really all there is to it. Thankfully, teachers are among the Peppero recipients AND we had a birthday party, so today has pretty much ruled.

Just a Moment, I Show You a Magic!

2009-11-05T22:35:00.000-08:00

As you might imagine, Halloween in Korea is still catching on. My school put on a bangin' party, surprisingly. We combined it with our "World" class, so in addition to pumpkin bowling and face painting, we had two rooms with country-specific games. The kids have pretend passports that they present to "Immigration" when we feature a particular country. For the India room, I brought saffron and clothing from my trip this past June. We had curry and naan, wore headscarves and bindis, and danced to a Bollywood music video. I offered to print off one of my pictures from India, but my boss said the child in the photo looked sad. Editing reality. For the China room, we made shadow puppets for a theater and played with bamboo and string toys.

The trick-or-treat business was a little strange. We took them out to a nearby park and they said the magic words to teachers and parents who were holding baskets of treats. I'm curious to see if the holiday takes off and maybe in a few years they can go to actual apartments/businesses for candy.

Suck My Toes

2009-10-18T05:59:00.000-07:00

All day and all night I hear a persistent, melodic cry from some point in the distance. The first few days I wasn’t sure if it was even human. While visiting my friend Robin and his girlfriend, I learned that it’s apparently some dude peddling rice cakes. His catchphrase, by the time it reaches our ears, sounds something akin to the title of this entry and he, in my mind at least, has become legend. Window closed or open, rain or shine, “SUCK MY TOOOOOOESSSS!”. It’s maddening. I’ve plotted ways to silence this man forever. Last night while eating at an outdoor table, Robin taps me and says, “There he is!”. I’m not sure if I want to put a face with my tormenter, but I strain my eyes and finally I see him…no longer disembodied from that piercing wail. I’m smiling…he’s magnificent. Stocky, robed, with a creaseless face despite his age and a shiny bald head, as though one of the Drapung Loseling monks had wandered here from India. Leisurely swaggering along the pathway lined with dining Ilsaners, beaming a beatific smile right back at me and then launching into another whooping SUCK MY TOES.

Gina Teacher

2009-10-16T04:58:00.000-07:00

My swine flu quarantine being over, I was finally allowed to interact with the kids this week. I spent today and yesterday observing the teacher I'll be replacing. It took enormous effort not to step in when he 1.) bribed them with candy and 2.) didn't engage the few who were more interested in their toy cars than the letter B. Next week they're all mine and unfortunately the chocolate well has dried up at Feinschule. The kids are freaking adorable and seem a bit fascinated with Gina Teacher...I'm the first female foreign teacher this school has ever had. I can tell that Chuy (I have no idea how it's spelled), a girl, and "Baby", a boy, are going to be my faves. They're the right amount of silly and they're ridiculously advanced. Plus, they give me kisses. I'm a little terrified of being in charge of the classroom because of my nonexistent Korean and their primitive English. It'll be interesting.

I keep learning never to leave the house without my camera. My coworker took me for an impromptu lunch which turned out to be an event. If I can figure out how to get the picture off my goofy Korean cellphone, I'll post it. The meal was basically Korean BBQ (not a recognized term over here) which you grill at your table. I love the ceremony of removing your shoes at the door, picking up your floor mat, and sitting at a low, dimly lit table. As with any meal, we were served around 10 side dishes and a hearty soup. Apparently this is a popular place to fill up pre-bar scene.

Koree-uh?

2009-10-08T01:29:00.000-07:00

This is, without a doubt, the most difficult thing I've ever done in my life. I think by next October I'll feel invincible. I'm not being paid until the 20th, but they've heavily hinted that I should be spending huge portions of the day doing things totally unrelated to my job (teacher). You know, instead of acclimating to the 16-hour time difference or finding my way around town through the maze of funny characters. I practiced a very assertive speech in front of the mirror yesterday and delivered it earlier today, to what seemed like a receptive audience. I was really hoping they would put me on the payroll but they've decided to just have me wait until the 20th to begin. There are so many people with such limited English that are involved in every conversation. The confusion snowballs.

Korean words are unbearably long. I can't even land on familiar syllables when hearing place names. My friend, Steven, tells me to avoid a certain part of Seoul or to beware if I see a type of "massage" listed, and the word for it is gone before I've even registered it. "Gam-Sah, Ham-Nee-Da," I parrot to everyone and feel like the reverse caricature of the Asian who can only say, "Hello! howareyou! bye-bye!"